This movie ain't nothing but straight up FUN! You don't have to care about the following things to enjoy this film, but if you do, you will love it even more: Kevin Smith, Clerks, any character in any Kevin Smith film ever, Kevin Smith's family, Johnny Depp's family, Canada, Canadian jokes, 80's rock, yoga, making fun of yoga, teenage girls, teenage girls and their phones, making fun of teenage girls and their phones.
Seriously, this movie has so much to mention it's really hard to contain: surprise appearances by actors you haven't seen in years (Haley-Joel Osment, anyone?), tiny Nazis made out of bratwurst, an awesome Anthrax cover at the opening, and two very witty daughters of prominent Hollywood moguls: Kevin Smith and Johnny Depp. Oh! And both their moms are in the movie too! Bonus!
For realz tho, need a break from this holiday crush? Take a night off and watch this fun movie. You could even watch it with your tween daughters! And if you don't like it (and how could you not, really?) all I can say is "sooorry boot that!"