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In this Economy?

 My coworkers and friends and I have started enjoying the use of the phrase "in this economy".  


But the real fun in its use is pairing the phrase with something absurd and making the question sound as shocking as possible.

In THIS economy?????

You may want to rethink that lipstick.....in this economy.

Sex in any position other than missionary?  In THIS economy????

Keeping toothbrushes at multiple households?  In THIS economy???

I can't be bothered to fill my birdfeeder.....in this economy. 

I can't be bothered to change my socks....in this economy.

You're still wearing socks?  In this economy???

Having the endless soup and salad at Olive Garden?  In THIS economy???

All I want to wear is yoga pants.....in this economy.

Are you wearing yoga pants to Sunday Services?  In this economy???

Toxic masculinity isn't shocking.....in this economy.

Dogs and cats living together?  In this economy???

Coyotes living in your garage seems accurate.....in this economy.

Getting married for the tax benefits seems reasonable.....in this economy.

You're getting married?  In this economy???

Rethinking child labor laws seems permissable.....in this economy.

Getting pregnant?  On purpose?  In this economy???

George Carlin would have had interesting insights.....in this economy.

You're giving up glue sniffing?  In this economy???

Maybe I'll start a Victory Garden.....in this economy.

I'm starting to dream of retirement.....in this economy.

You think you're retiring?  In THIS economy?????

You get it.  We all have to do what we can.  In this economy.

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