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Movie Pick: Materialists

 If this is the state of today's rom-com, I feel sorry for the current generation of romantics since I found this movie to be neither very rommy nor commy.  You won't find a Ronnie and Loretta or Frankie and Johnnie here.


It's very modern and the problems are very eclectic of our current dating times.  Throughout, it feels very ham-fisted and without emotion.  To be sure, there are no warm fuzzies here, and in the end, the whole thing feels like one big settlement.  

Also worth noting: height, age and weight are big deals in this flick so be ready to be triggered.  But if you've been dating for a few years, you already know this. 

Lucy's big speech to John about her foibles did hit home for me and probably would for anyone who ever felt they fell short of a man who truly loved them in a way they didn't feel deserved.  I couldn't help feeling at the end that her choice was okay for that day, but wouldn't ultimately last.  

But then again, I'm a cynical twice-divorced 50 year-old watching this, not a 35 year-old still hoping to get married type.  All I can say is, good luck to y'all.

Honestly, I was only in this for Pedro, and I was disappointed that there wasn't more of him and that his character wasn't very well fleshed out.  He was just a handsome dude with money.  And short or tall (spoiler) and rich or poor, I think I would have kept him instead.



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